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Im a teen that lives in the fast life of NYC where anything and everything happens in highschool currently and gets a year older on april 5th Music is my life along with food...Long story short my name should be Crystal Shonette Khlifacolemillermatherswestfiascocudi<3

benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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queendevy:

heyfranhey:

How To Get Rid Of Dark Elbows (Naturally)

- Cut large lemon in half

- Rub elbow with lemon juice

- Wipe off pulp bits but do not rinse or remove lemon juice from skin for at least 3 hours

- Moisturize

- Stay out of the sun or keep area covered with loose clothing

- Repeat process daily until skin is even

Via WikiHow

P.S. This exact method works for underarms, knees and your face! Pretty much anywhere on the body!

Does this work for black people

LMFAOOOOOO^^

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit